I was playing the Josh
Groban song "Thankful" yesterday to which G asserted: "Mom, will you turn that off? It's
creepin' me out!"
Is it wrong of me that I told G that Super Why likes celery so he should eat it too? In my defense, the stake president told our primary that Nephi ate his broccoli. If God gets mad at me I guess I'm pinning it on the stake president.
So sometimes I tell G that he can't have certain foods but then I want to eat them. This is how I ended up scarfing down a mini bag of Cheetos today and being caught by G orange fingered and guilty, trying to shake the last crumbs out of the end of the bag. He didn't call me out for my hypocrisy, he merely walked in a minute later with his own bag of Doritos (I had denied him earlier) which I opened with chagrin.
One thing that I really like about E is that every time he performs some sort of bodily function he looks genuinely surprised. Like, "Oh, was that me? That was WEIRD." I also like that right before he starts nursing he acts as though he's never done it before. Really kid? We do this like 10 times in a 24 hour period.
I was just thinking about going to the library and it sounds like a lot of work. How do you get the book mobile to come to your house? think I could easily become a hermit. If stores would let me shop online without charging for shipping costs I think I could easily never leave my house. Mmm...recycled air.
Except for Costco. I LOVE COSTCO.
I always think that everything should cost half of what it does. Seriously, I'll be shopping and say, "hmm...I'd buy that if it was like $15," then we'll look at the price and it will be $30. It's almost spooky how reliable my sense of pricing is. As you might expect I am pretty good at "The Price Is Right."
Speaking of game shows, who doesn't love Family Feud? I would seriously think about going on that show. Who would be on my Family Feud team, though? Hubby and I have already determined that we could not do The Amazing Race together for a couple of important reasons:
1. I would invariably yell at him at some point (because I am ridiculously competitive and impatient with anyone who is not my child) and would forevermore be edited as the horrible witch of the show. We really don't fight very often, but I'm sure the Amazing Race is a situation (i.e. stress + competition + possibility of fabulous prices and money + physical and mental exhaustion + lack of food) that would bring out all of the raunchiness in me.
2. I am terrified of pretty much everything so I would be useless in the challenges. Sky dive, bungee jump, fly an airplane--are you freaking kidding me?
So anyway, that decision has already been made. Not that we have ever seriously considered or tried to get on a game show, these are just the kind of important decisions that we have made together as a couple.
And the decision that neither of us is EVER allowed to run for public office. Why don't we just let people rifle through our underwear drawers right now?