Me: G you need to pick up your shoes and put them away.
G: Why?
Me: Because you are going to forget where you put them and then when it is time to go somewhere you won't be able to find them.
G: Where are we going?
Me: We aren't going anywhere right now, that's not the point. The point is that whenever we do go somewhere you'll be running around going (me acting hysterical), "WHERE ARE MY SHOES? I CAN'T FIND MY SHOES. AHHH, WHERE ARE MY SHOES??"
E running in, takes a look at me and proclaims: Mom, they are on your feet! Take a breath!
And as a side note, Hubs always gives me a hard time when I say that the kids bother me incessantly when I use the bathroom and how frustrating it is. His response is always, "Just lock the door," as if that solves everything. Today, though, I had a sweet little taste of revenge.
As usual while I was making dinner the kids began their constant pestering. I finally banned them from me completely, telling them that their dad was home for once so to take all matters to him. As a side note--what is the deal with this? Why do they always come to me, even when he is home?
Anyway, at one point Hubs went to use the bathroom. Just as he sat down, E started frantically pounding on the door.
E: I have to use the bathroom, Dad.
Hubs: Ok, go use the other one.
E: I have the use the bathroom. Are you done?
Hubs: I just got in here, you need to go to the other one.
E (now frantic): Are you done? I need to go!!
Hubs (increasingly angry): GO USE THE OTHER BATHROOM. DO NOT PEE YOUR PANTS.
E: I have to go. Are you done?
As this interaction continues, G starts yelling from downstairs.
G: Dad
Daaaaad
DAAAAAAAD
DAD DAD DAD DAD
(Hubs in the bathroom) I AM GOING TO THE BATHROOM. GIVE ME A MINUTE!!
When a harried Hubs had finally finished and marched out from dealing with E (who had eventually used the other bathroom) and going to see G. He came into the kitchen annoyed and shaking his head.
"You should have just locked the door," I said.
Hee hee hee.
By the way, this is how E was sleeping during his nap today. Awesome indeed.